My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t want none unless you got funds hun

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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(via fake-mermaid)

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

(via shorter-thanyou)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: hatponytail, via okay)

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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(via stuning)